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New Year’s Resolution

Dec 29
Posted by: Posted by: Rei Clock 4:16 PM Filed Under: funny, i have no life

Listening to: Aladdin - A Whole New WorldIt seems like every time I blog, it’s always to complain. As one of my new year’s resolution, I’ll try to be more positive so that I don’t hurt my visitors’ eyes with endless ramblings :huh:

New Year’s Resolution

  • Be more positive!
  • Read at least 1 verse of the bible each day
  • Attend church more often
  • Be more tolerant towards others
  • Study harder!

I found some jokes from a magazine I was reading a couple of days ago:

Blacksmith
An old blacksmith realized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting. “Don’t ask me a lot questions, just do whatever I tell you to” he told the boy.

One day, the old blacksmith took an iron out of the forge and laid it on the anvil. “Get the hammer over there” he said. “When I nod my head, hit it real good hard”

Now the town is looking for a new blacksmith.

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Tickle Me Elmo Toys (**PG-13)
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo Toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory, and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00AM, the next day, at 8:45 AM there’s a knock at the door of the Personnel Manager’s door. The Foreman throws open the door, and begins to rant about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The PM decides he should seethis for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they got there, the line is so backup up that there were “Tickle Me Elmos” all over the factory floor, and they’re really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line, stands Lena surrounded by mountains of “Tickle Me Elmos”. She has a roll of plush red fabric and hue bag of small marbles.

The two men watched in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and begins to carefully sew it between Elmo’s legs.

The PM bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics, he pulls himself together, and approaches Lena.

“I’m sorry,” he says to her barely able to keep a straight face. “but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday…” - “Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles!” (As opposed to testicles)

ClockyI want clocky!

One of the biggest reasons I originally wanted to work at home was to get rid of my old alarm clock, I hate them. I can’t stand being woken up in the morning and this little gadget makes the process even worse. For those of you that just can’t help but hit the snooze button every morning, this alarm clock is for you. It works like any other alarm but when you hit the snooze button it jumps off the night stand and cruises around your bedroom finding a place to hide. Once it stops moving, the alarm goes off again until you crawl out of bed, find the clock and shut it off.

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